if someone is showing off their tattoo and it’s fresh and they’re happy about it do not fucking make fun of it i don’t care how pretentious or typical or pseudo-artsy you think it is if another human being shelled out a large sum of money to have something permanently etched onto their body and they are happy and proud of it do not fucking try to make them feel bad about it especially if it was a really big tattoo. holy shit.
“wanna hang out? when are you free?”
i’m never free, $50 per hang out
i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it
So iOS 8 takes 15 centuries to download, but that U2 album appeared on our phones in the blink of an eye. OKAY APPLE.