kanentokon:

if someone is showing off their tattoo and it’s fresh and they’re happy about it do not fucking make fun of it i don’t care how pretentious or typical or pseudo-artsy you think it is if another human being shelled out a large sum of money to have something permanently etched onto their body and they are happy and proud of it do not fucking try to make them feel bad about it especially if it was a really big tattoo. holy shit.

38-28-38
why is toning so hard ahhhhhh

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

humorking:

“wanna hang out? when are you free?”

i’m never free, $50 per hang out

dead-pendragon:

heterophilia:

Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.

SOMEONE SAID IT

disowns:

i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it

areulivingthelife:

darvinasafo:

Preach.


Ffs this is real man

kingsleyyy:

So iOS 8 takes 15 centuries to download, but that U2 album appeared on our phones in the blink of an eye. OKAY APPLE.

toska91:

flexible chair

slomps:

slomps:

slomps:

Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself

So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like

And do I look hot

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